Tuesday, July 15, 2008

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

How To Use A Fondue With Sterno

Playmobil Geschichten

So I drove myself as a young boy the time:

medieval city life at the children's room desk, the fear of friends who wanted to play well and always the nagging issue of "war" selected. And then the joint reconstruction, in which even helped the Pirates by Peaks delivered by ship, and was allowed to live the royal family for the renovation period on their island. What, however, had the actual tenant, the domestic long Robin Hood and his wedded wife Maryann, including children, into the forest, where the now ravaged by alcohol Friar Tuck a dive bar with restaurant and brothel led.
And finally, the big question: What the hell am I supposed to do with this race car? Thanks, Michael J. Fox, you saved my universe, because suddenly I had a time machine that landed with great astonishment of the urban middle class in the middle of the market place and shortly afterwards along with the princess disappeared.
really guilty were not found, delete it in order to feed the people for blood, three tramps the lion accused before the city gate, which, as luck would have it so just the right time in the direction of Savannah were traveling, and a snack could agree. Yeah, it happened a lot in the city, and the king never learned anything from the sinister machinations of his wife, in the basement of the royal timber Bauhaus, ran a dubious establishment, in which Lady Maryann waitress because it was superseded by the domestication of her husband, the only source of income and he began to drink, in turn, ecstatic his old friend Friar Tuck much, as the hard-earned money by Lady Maryann of post flowed into his oversized pockets. An economic system in which even then eventually the church was big business.
Thankfully discovered the pirates in the meantime, Vinland, and brought a couple appeared on my birthday Indians who had once put away the dung of lions that had been settled at the gates, as the king more and more pleased with the entertainment division "execution "took place.
Thanks But one of Napoleon's body guard the gates were safe again and went the Indians, as they were now unemployed and without hope of Friar Tuck and Robin Hood in the forest, where they began to indulge in the fire water, while Lady Maryann from day to day to day toil longer had to finance the enormous consumption of alcohol by her husband. Ultimately they had to sell even their bodies, and to the king, which was therefore rather grotesque, since he knew nothing about the sideline of his wife. When he found out, got the lion to eat something, and the big question arose: Who will be the new queen? The first was dead, Lady Maryann broke (but now also had a consumptive but still very skilled in archery husband).
As luck would have seemed but one day the time machine in the city, along with the beautiful princess, who led in the meantime, a fashion boutiques in New York, and grown had become. The king had to act, ultimately lacked the large and fragile kingdom a queen. He married his own daughter. But the marriage remained childless, unfortunately, and so the king had to adopt an Indian child who had become the first child of an alcoholic history.
The times were harder, the economy stagnated, and Friar Tuck were richer. Everything seemed the stream go down, and when all been on a stock market collapse waiting (the former brothel of the Queen was now converted into a house of money, which was funded by Friar Tuck and his drinking buddies Robin and "Dancing Feather" led) came the unthinkable.
The Emperor, a distant relative of the king and the Prussian uniform after, sent out messengers to prepare for war. The king seized the opportunity and snatched the people out of his depression by he could prepare a 50-strong army, which hastened the Emperor for help. In general, war fever even woke Robin Hood his old fighting spirit again after he had learned from "Dancing Feather" the art of scalping, which meant that many people with no hair and with a large hole in the head the contaminated forest.
subjected They departed, the hero of the city. But few returned, for the war in the Far Prussia was not this adventure trip that had all expected. In the meantime hatten die Piraten die Herrschaft über die Stadt übernommen und logierten in einem auf Sand gelaufenen Piratenschiff, während der König bei Bruder Tuck Zuflucht fand und von diesem Zeitpunkt an die verschimmelten Weinfässer reinigen musste.